You can insult in any way, you can call us ‘mafiosi’ or start with the worst stereotypes but you won’t get the angry widespread horrified reactions you’ll get when you touch/mistreat/trashtalk our food. I was reading the tags in that pizza post I…
Pepperoni => Peperoni = Peppers
Stop arguing with the waiter that “THIS IS NOT THE PIZZA THAT I WANTED!” because it’s your fault.
My [scattered] thoughts on Bong Joon-ho’s Snowpiercer. This was originally just a defence of the film’s ending—which I’ve seen widely criticised—because I think it’s brilliant and necessary and worth defending. But… then there’s everything else.
[major spoilers, of course]
My cat brought us a present today. I have never seen a rabbit SO angry.
****He was set free 10 minutes after being caught, photographed, and driven to a nearby field :)
"Fuckin cat thinks I’m a fuckin chew toy. Fuckin humans puttin me in a fuckin box with a fuckin carrot like its gonna make this WHOLE SITUATION SO MUCH FUCKIN BETTER! DO I LOOK LIKE BUGS BUNNY TO YOU, FUCKER?!?"
So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.
The Black Widow is Russian.
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”